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Q: “Waiter, this soup tastes funny!”
A: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
Q: How can you get breakfast in bed?
A: Sleep in the kitchen!
Q: Which is the funniest soda?
A: Joke-a-cola!
Q: Why don’t ghosts like water?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
Q: What is the most dangerous veggie to have on a boat?
A: A leek!
Q: Where do cucumbers go for a drink?
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A: The salad bar!
Q: How is a banana peel like music?
A: If you don’t “C-sharp,” you’re gonna “B-flat”!
Q: What key do you use to open a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I won’t tell. You might spread it! |
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